I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I skipped work to stalk him.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
third nipple confirmed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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