ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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