don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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