chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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