so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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