Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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