i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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