I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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