it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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