rhymes with "ouble enetration"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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