Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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