I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
His nipple licking is glorious
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