Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
