weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
