Small penises have feelings too.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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