Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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