you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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