You're so nebulous sometimes
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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