Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I intend to get homeless drunk
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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