And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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