I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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