is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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