what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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