this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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