He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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