So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
