I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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