Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i think my mom watched the whole time
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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