yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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