Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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