So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So squirting runs in the family.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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