Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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