Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Someone came in the potted fern
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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