please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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