Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
