Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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