Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I have already put on my inside pants.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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