so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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