so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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