So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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