my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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