shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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