just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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