But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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