just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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