Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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