I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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