what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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