Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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