You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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